Blogger betrayal?

-short post-

I moved to Tumblr. where editing is made easy.

Even though I enjoyed my time here. Tumblr is more fun.

http://timesofthecynic.tumblr.com/

Click on the link. =]

-Charles

Ode to Pet Peeve. (taken by PBG)

As I walk through the halls in the 13th grade

wondering what Bullshit will occur today.

With my sideeye game proper I look to the left...

You, 4 other dudes and 2 fag hags

have the Nerve to point and laugh

I know I'm cute, tall, and if depending on the season

or If I'm wearing jeans or shorts

I got cakes that you cant cut with a knife.

So sad that you havent learned the rule of discrestion...

"Don't point"

Don't make it obvious

Like a fairy, I pay it dust

My eye roll game on point I make buffy's hips

and ROLL with disdain and disgust

and wonder whats the joke?

But then I sum it up with:

Going to a ghetto ass college

which can be mistaken for a high school

Noone has grown up.

Dear Keyshia,

Since August of 2009 you have been EVERYTHING to me. You provided me sexually with porn. when I didn't feel like going to get some paynis.

You made me very lazy during winter break which I savored every second of it. *licks fingers*
On the professional side I was able to complete assignments and pass a course. 
and do tokbox conferences with some cool people

But now here we are in 2010 and you break down on me!


Bitch...

WHO said YOU can decided to fuck up the motherboard and cease working. I got 6GB of porn which I watch constantly when not at work or class. You BETTER turn on if you know whats good for you.

-Charles

Update.

So maybe I might discontinue blogging (this includes YouTube)

Only because I'm just tired. (ok I'm being lazy)

The bullshit registration

Ok. After making endless drafts concerning another subject. I had to ran an errand with a friend of mine after bring stressed out, my orginal thought was to vent the fuck out and let loose. But I realized it could've been worse and D. (college buddy) wouldn't have helped me so. I decided to be grateful BUT I did tell NaturallyAlise that I would speak on this. so...


*Deep Breath*


So Today...well yesterday (January 11th) I had to register for the spring semester at N.Y.C.C.T. (New York City College of Technology) and D. being a good friend to a friend in need helped me out with a fucking library fine that was preventing me from registering for class online. Despite the fact I only passed one class this past semester so they made me wait last with all the classes that I needed was taken.  So after meeting D. we head inside, and wait to see an advisor...I should've taken pics but dammit to hell it was a fucking rat race as Daniel refers random students running to a seat to register. Of course I snatched a seat and got it over with.  and met with financial aid. Semi-Quick and painless managed to get everything done within 45 minutes to an hour. 


Nothing to bitch about right?




Wrong!


When D. & I arrived at our respectable homes. I made a Bee-Line for my laptop and assumed I would register full time and get it over with. I'm a Human Services Major and have to take Intro to Human Services (which I failed)  and I was told I would have to take Biology among other courses. Fine. This time I wont  take weekend classes. I get on CUNY.edu






And log in and start registering. I look for available Biology courses. and I see this bullshit.

GODDAMIT! Can you let a bitch be great?!


So I run this by D. who is also having the same problem I was still 3 credits (1 class) short of becoming full time. So  fuck biology! I thought well as long as I can take spanish...cause a bitch wanna learn what you disrespectful spainards say when talking about someone in a different language. I look up "Elementary Spanish"...































I see this bullshit! My day has went "decent" to downright fucking wrong.

Now I wouldnt have made this blog had NYCCT:

1. Beg and scrape for coins so I can get the library impound lifted so I can register
2. Let me register in December so I can take all needed class.

But NOOOOOOOO. Make a bitch wait two weeks before class begins. To make it worse I'm sure something else is gonna happen.

But DONT WORRY I'm going to wreck havoc if something should occur between Now till January 28th.

Pill popping homo. eeow!

And no not exactasy!

So I went to my monthly review with my doctor to discuss the progress of the Anti-Depressants. So far I dont think my depression has improved for the better. I was fine in november I didn't have a problem with the side effects ( when I first started pill popping) but it lasted briefly, and I'll start feeling down again. Oy, the fundamentals of depression, how I love it so. But since it snowed it has gotten worse! WTF?! But whatthefuckever. So after answering a few questions my doctor should have asked" "Do I have a eating disorder?"


Sadly, yes I do binge eat. (long story, which is too sad) so with that said I can no longer take bupropion (Good Riddance!) So we went back and forth with opinions -- He suggested, I shot down. Until he suggested a new anti-depressant

Theres a few CONS:

1. Decreases sexual ability
2. Dry Mouth
3. Trouble Sleeping
4. Vomiting
5. Diarrhea

Get.The.Fuck.Out.Of.Here.

*wallslides with viagra and toilet tissue*

This is a tragedy because I like to masterbate often in my room and at will! And the trouble sleeping, vomiting and Diarrhea?! I better be one jolly ass faggot or there will be hell to pay! The only Pro is the weight loss and loss of appetite so I can shed some fat! Luckily the doctor adds that he can give me another perscription to make sure that my Sexual Libido stays the same. But I guess I can deal.


After eating mother's mozzerella sticks (never again) I took the pill. and chilled out.
All I can say is I felt fucking wierd. and my face went fucking numb!

YES I said it My face went numb and I freaked out (silently) and tried to sleep.

I woke up three different times to get something to drink and to pee and I checked my face in the mirror to make sure my face wasn't deforming and shit

It wasn't. *sigh of relief* so hours later I wake up feeling drowzy as all get out and wondering what pills did Dr. Glover perscribe so far I dont like it! Not one fucking iota!

But this was day one, it takes a few weeks for the meds to take effect--for the good that is.


While you're at it, subscribe to my YouTube Channel where I will be planning to do a season of ACD (Acynicsdream) I'm hoping to premire around late January- Early February.


That is all.

-Charles

Black, Gay and...Airborne?

Ok, for some who have been following me on twitter, know that I've went to chicago for thanksgiving, on the least favorite method of transportation:

Airplane. Yes I went aganist what I felt was appropiate but it was a matter of safety verus price. I don't like the idea of flying for two reasons:

1. I was cursed with my mother's fear of heights.
2. Does 9/11 ring a bell?

Exactly.

So picture my reaction when my mentor tells me to fly. We went back and forth. and I gave in. I thought I was gonna be like Ms. Franklin,

Even though she would have to buy three seats.

and never step foot on a plane. and stick to GROUND transportation Car,Train,Bus. But alas I figured " I might as well get it out of the way" but mind you it was either "spend two days on a train or spend two HOURS and fifty minutes on a plane. Clearly, I had to take a plane.

So after buying the tickets I forgot all about it. celebrated halloween, (what a fucking disaster.)

and I'll say around two weeks prior to thanksgiving Southwest Airlines sent me a email reminding me of the flight. Fast Foward to Thanksgiving day I'm showering getting ready to go and have a good idea how I'm gonna get there. I would take the B15 to JFK. and take the AirTran to Jamaica Station then hop on the E to Jackson Heights and take the bus to LGA.

Easy. Complicated. But quick.

I finally got to LGA around 2:40 And breezed through security. Come to find out that my flight is delayed!

WHAT.THE.FUCK?!

But I dont sweat it. I made it. ON TIME. So I chill out and relax. till my flight comes.

Chile when that Big ass plane came. I wanted to hop on my broomstick and spend my thanksgiving with X.D. and Assante. acting a fool. But after spending $200 dollars I better get on that plane and get it over it.

Pro: The plane wasn't even crowded.

Con: When that plane started to lift off and turn. Motha was SPOOKED.

I never seen NYC from so high. and I almost lost it. But always the professional I dont make a scene and chill out watching movies on my laptop.

But I made it Chicago. without a problem.

The trip back? Another story.

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